Sunday, November 27, 2011

Confession

I am not a Vietnamese prostitute. I am sorry that I let this charade go on for so long. In other snooze, I have written a children's book on the art of taxidermy. In other, other snooze, I lied about writing a children's book on the art of taxidermy. I am so sorry that I let this charade go on for one entire sentence. I blame the Liberal media for the first and Fox News for the later.

Now that things are straightened out, I need to attend to more important matters. By the way, if I were really a Vietnamese prostitute, I would go by the name of Netflix.

The End!

8 comments:

Nessa Roo said...

And now I will be singing that song for the rest of the day. I am in danger of being called a goofball by my rotten kids.
I'm happy to learn that you are not a Vietnamese prostitute, but to be truthfully blunt, I always suspected that you weren't.

rawbean said...

I thought I knew you.....This pretty much changes EVERYTHING.

And everything isn't much so we're the same.

PS thanks for the moral spoon support

Christielli said...

Oh shit, you've turned my world topsy turvy. What am I going to now??

Jules said...

I knew all along you were under cover.

What I want to know is are those things all of your likes? Cuz I never pegged you for a ping pong sort of person.

The Grunt said...

Nessa~ Being a goofball is just fine, as far as I'm concerned.

Rawbean~ Moral spoon support is what I'm all about. You know, there might still be a couple of people who comment on here that have some dirt on me. So ask around, then everything will at least be something. Or something will be nothing and you'll find yourself back to square one. Really, I'm just a politely weird guy in search of cookies.

Christielli~ Well, first you should consult your physician.

Jules~ What kind of ping pong are we talking about?

Jules said...

LOL.. like they're playing in the video.. is there any other kind? **she says innocently**

jason said...

always speaking in riddles you are my dear grunt.

The Grunt said...

Jules~ To be honest, ping pong is okay. The funny thing is that I was clueless to what you were referring to (the video I posted) and was wondering if it had something to do with my Facebook profile, lol!

Jason~ Yeah, I'm enigmatic. Good to hear from you, btw.