Another episode of "Race to God Mountain"? I love spiritual one-upmanship. It's what Jesus died for. It's the reason why Buddha meditated under the Bodhi tree and achieved enlightenment. It's why Mohammed hung out in a cave and got hassled by an angel and wrote the Koran. They did all of this so you could win, win, WIN!!! Yes, religion, the greatest reality game show of all time. Get there first! Get there hardest!! Get it all!!! WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Just lettin' you know, Heavenly Father: When I get to heaven, I'll want the holy catamaran, not the LeSabre.
Earl...
11 years ago
3 comments:
You know what, mister? You are just a little complainer. You are also a little smart ass with a bad attitude. Go to your room!
I saw someone with a gung-ho spiritual jamboree-type, God-o-Rama from 1984, T-shirt stretched over an insurmountable mound of stomach at an amusement park this week. Kinda disconcerting to know that someone had so much fun at that place, they had to tell me about it 27 years later.
Julie~ Stuff like that cracks me up as much as it puts me off.
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