The subject matter of my last couple of posts probably kept a few of you away. Sorry.
I've been thinking about becoming an entrepreneur. One of my ideas is simply genius: Ghost massage parlors. The thing is that I really haven't decided whether the ghosts get the massages or they are the masseuse. The entertainment value of watching people massage thin air would be hilarious--kind of like a "groping" Tai chi. But then having a ghost give you a deep spiritual tissue massage would also be pretty far out, but maybe a bit too creepy for most. I think, in the end, I would only be able to offer massages by therapists wearing sheets and going "Oooooooooh" all the time. Well, come to think of it, that might actually work out.
I really haven't figured out what is so fancy about Fancy Feast. Do you really think that your cat is that hung up on aesthetics or is it just you pushing your own taste on your pet?
Here's a little song that I sing to cheer myself up at work:
Come listen to a story about a man named Jed,
He woke up naked in ol' granny's bed.
He went to the doctor and said, "It burns when I pee."
The doc said "Son, you got the drippin' G."
Gonorrhea that is, Neisseria gonorrhoeae, the clap, and shootin' gleet! Yee-haw!!!
Now, wasn't that fun?
3 years ago