Tuesday, July 20, 2010

Random, non-cripple-exploitative post

The subject matter of my last couple of posts probably kept a few of you away. Sorry.

I've been thinking about becoming an entrepreneur. One of my ideas is simply genius: Ghost massage parlors. The thing is that I really haven't decided whether the ghosts get the massages or they are the masseuse. The entertainment value of watching people massage thin air would be hilarious--kind of like a "groping" Tai chi. But then having a ghost give you a deep spiritual tissue massage would also be pretty far out, but maybe a bit too creepy for most. I think, in the end, I would only be able to offer massages by therapists wearing sheets and going "Oooooooooh" all the time. Well, come to think of it, that might actually work out.

I really haven't figured out what is so fancy about Fancy Feast. Do you really think that your cat is that hung up on aesthetics or is it just you pushing your own taste on your pet?

Here's a little song that I sing to cheer myself up at work:

Come listen to a story about a man named Jed,
He woke up naked in ol' granny's bed.
He went to the doctor and said, "It burns when I pee."
The doc said "Son, you got the drippin' G."
Gonorrhea that is, Neisseria gonorrhoeae, the clap, and shootin' gleet! Yee-haw!!!

Now, wasn't that fun?

8 comments:

Christielli said...

Hmmm, I coud feed Fancy Feast to Ms. Rilo to find out if it's indeed that fancy, but she doesn't like soft food. She enjoys the satisfaction of crunchy food.

Jules said...

Is it a little bit sad that I actually sat here for a while thinking about what position the ghosts should have there? I mean, I really sat here thinking about it and visualizing it. I'm not sure I feel safe even admitting that, I'll probably get locked up now.

The Grunt said...

Christielli~ Mmmm! Nothing beats a satisfying dry crunch.

Jules~ I'll have what you're drinking.

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