Sunday, June 02, 2013

Total Eclipse of the Fart

I do enjoy coming up with silly post titles.  As you guessed, it's a parody of that Bonnie Tyler song "Total Eclipse of the Heart".  The song is corny as hell, but I think just about everyone has secretly listened to it, sung along with abandon, and then cried like a bitch. Have you seen the video to this song? Holy pancakes! That's some weird-ass shit right there.  Let's've got flying choirboys who's eyeballs are replaced with a demonic glow, homoerotic male prep school scenes, wind where there shouldn't be wind, ninjas, and the woman, who I assume is their teacher, is getting all bothered thinking about it all. The end scene shows the Dean introducing her to her new batch of statutory rape hopefuls. I think that the last thing I would want to hear before I was molested by my teacher is "turn around, bright eyes", 'cause "forever is gonna start tonight".



Christielli said...

I have never seen this video... Or wait, maybe I have. Now I'll have to look it up (but when I'm not at school).

Jules said...


Jules said...

Wow. That moment when you find out that the video you had always thought it would be, just isn't at all correct.


Not that I mind watching young men dance around in loin cloths...

I never felt so much like a Cougar. I feel dirty now.

Nessa Locke said...

The first time I heard that song was in a skit at church. I was a child. I always thought that song was about God, but now that I think of it, that skit was all about the evils of pre-marital sex.
I'm off to watch the video now. Sounds AWESOME!