This blogging thing is hard. Boy, I'm going to have to hire an assistant or something. Or maybe I'm going to need to do something besides eat, work, shit. I get a shower in there; I'm not a freakin' ape, ya know. If I were an ape, this would be some miraculous shit right now, blogging. Certainly, if an ape was able to blog, it would be fascinating. If I woke up in the morning to find myself transformed into an ape, I'd be scared. Eventually, I'd feel pretty awesome and go to the store for a banana run. I could work as a body guard or night club bouncer. I would then pay my way to through law school and represent animal actors.
Earl...
11 years ago