TIGF!!! (That's Incredibly Gay Friday) This video

I'm phoning it in a bit here. The lead singer wants you to know that he's got raging intentions. The rest of the beards are doing their funky white boy best to keep up with him. The synth player wants to eat your hair and skin your mid rift to use it as a cummerbund. Catchy tune, though.

A quick question and a small post about the Holocaust

I still make it a point to reply to most of your comments. Do any of you go back and read them? You know, because I feel that they can be better than my posts. Why? Because they are tailor made just for you, my little Gruntonians.

A few weeks ago, I was at work and talking to a bunch of other guys about stuff and things...and, you know, stuff. Well, one of the younger dudes starts going on about his hurt back and how he needs a massage. I too was hurting a bit and said, "Wouldn't it be nice to have your own Geisha girl?" This dude looks at me with a confused disgust and I asked him what was the matter. He said, "Geisha girls? Weren't they responsible for the Holocaust?"

Byeeeeeee!

Fun with text and Jesus

I'm going to hell now.

TIGF!!! 009 Sound System, better known as Youtube's gayest and most played tune

Really? I have listen to this shit and watch your crappy video too? The worst is when the damn thing is a slide show of some car that an idiot thinks is cool and then thinks, "You know what people would really like? Gay ass techno music with my gay ass slide show!" I declare TIGF!!!, but in a bad way. It has been awhile since TIGF!!! has been declared as such. I hope you are happy now, Youtube.

Bring the love back into cleanin' (a smidgen of TIGFin!!!)

I dare you to do it. Listen to this song while you scrub down your toilet and tell me you don't develop strange and beautiful feelings. Make sure you do it all slow like and get all up in that. Aw yeah!

The Tostada Postada!

Iz just a lazy taco, man.

The Lobster Post

Sorry, I can't. I'm allergic to shellfish.