Christmas time is here and all are filled with cheer. Jesus Christ, it's that time of year! Check out my bulbous rear.
I want to bring awareness to another important religious figure that needs celebrating: Cheesus. Cheesus is our Savor. Cheesus doesn't walk on water, but Cheesus melts on top of anything, making them instantly better. Cheesus Rice, it's good!
Okay, I just wanted some attention. I'm at work and I'm bored. Have a good day.
