Holy crow, that flower looks like a vagina! Eh...erm, okay, there are many gay colors in the world, but none rises to TIGF!!! levels like the fabulously gay periwinkle. Damn, I can't take my eyes off that thing. Look, it was either the "Purple Cunt" or a fabric sample. This thing is mesmerizing; it should shimmer and whisper softly for all to seek shelter in it's warmth.No, I will not let this picture hijack my post. Some girls even name their pussies, eh, kitties, uh, cats...yes, their cats periwinkle, no matter they be fluffy cats or hairless ones. I remember like it was just yesterday, petting Miss Periwinkle Puss until her back arched, and she gently purred--giving me that look like she'd let me do much more. So, I went and brought out a pair of catnip balls and let her play around with them for awhile, batting them around to and fro. So much fun, and it all ended up with her falling asleep in my lap.
Something tells me this post has been blind folded, held at gun point, and taken hostage on a DC30 that is getting gassing up to fly off to Venezuela as we speak. Oh, I need to go flog myself...for shame.
18 comments:
For shame ! Thou art requiring a cold spoon and a walloping from thine leather whip!
Ner ner ner ner I'm first !
Hmmm Me be wondering iffin me not be so scary were me to be the color periwinkle.
That might make for an intristin movie title.
Actually, it's making me quite hot.
What female in her right mind names her cat periwinkle? I named mine Burger & Onions.
You'd like Georgia OKeeffe:
http://www.allposters.com/-sp/Red-Canna-Posters_i374947_.htm
http://www.allposters.com/-sp/Music-Pink-and-Blue-Posters_i328727_.htm
http://www.allposters.com/-sp/From-the-Lake-I-Posters_i290840_.htm
Interesting-- naming your privates periwinkle-- not my style, but whatever floats your boat.
scary but I did think that exact thing when I looked at the flower! You just took it to levels I never dreamed possible! lmao!! I saw the vagina monalogues in NYC a few years back... they had the ability to do the same thing... by the time you left that show there was just nothing left to say about vaginas! lol
Goodness.
Stroking and arching and flogging - oh MY!
Where's that phone sex voice post?
How can i not leave a comment...very nice vaganic(?) symbol. I'm stealing it for a post on that sort of thing.
It does look like that, periwinkle is such a pathetic weenie sounding color... like how I didn't say pussy... thought you would. It reminds me of amethyst, a lot of the stones they produce in Canada look like that. That sounded completely messed up when I read this... This is what happens when you dye your hair too much it goes to your brain. The scientists were right.
Woosh! This post might have been one of your BEST ones EVER! Yup - labia were the first thing I thought of too... where'd you get that flower, anyway? How was the flogging?
I must be your only reader with kids, because nobody has yet to point out that one of the prominent characters on Blue's Clues is Periwinkle, and yes, she's a pussy. Check it.
BlogPortland - I have kids. I totally put that together. I just was so not going to go there. But I'm glad you did! :)
Yeah sure looks like a vagina. Strangely enough that picture also reminds me of a lipstick I once had.
Where does fuchsia land on this list, its a pretty gay color too.
So, uh, with that flogging, everything come out ok?
I looked at it a dozen times and it sure looks like a vagina to me.
Flog on, brother.
that flower has extra bacon
Hey, i haev to tell you i was sitting here with my friend and she mentioned you, so i look at your blog. the first thing that i say is " what the hell is there a vagina on his blog?" i thought i shoulg let you know that i give you mad props for making that post.
thanks
evilred
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