Seen right is Beaver O'Lindy and her magic blue ball. Lindy is what is known as a woofer in a tweeter's clothing.I have given much thought to creating something that I'd like to call a roast beef pizza. I think it would be a hit. Gravy for the sauce, mashed potatoes for the cheese, and a Yorkshire Pudd for the crust and that is just the basic foundation, folks.
One thing that I've noticed is that the Arby's logo looks rather phallic. Every time I see Arby's ads about "I'm thinking Arby's" it's like that person just has penis on the mind. Yeah, you heard me: penis! Don't know what I am talking about? Look here: Arby's. Stick around for a bit to see all the people go walking across the screen. I swear Arby's is trying to start a revolution of phallic porportions. You want curly fries with that?
I think if I were to be any character from the Mad Max trilogy that was not Mad Max, the dog, or the Feral Kid, it would definitely be the Humungus:
He has the best body, a bitching revolver, and a kick ass car. Plus, check out his posse...holy crap! I can't wait for Fury Road to come out. I don't care how crazy Mel Gibson is. I just want one more of those movies, please!!!Alright, short but sweet post tonight. My sister "B" is suffering from complications from her gastric bypass surgery and is still in the hospital. Yeah, nothing is easy, but I have faith that things will eventually go well. BTW, we got snow today and it stuck on the roads. Fun stuff, and yesterday it was so warm. Anyway, If you all want to, say a prayer for "B" for me, or do whatever it is that will bring blessings her way. I'd appreciate it. I try my best to not show it, but it really is worrying me right now.
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That's some amazing subliminal advertising.
Prayers and best wishes for your sister and you.
Wishing and hoping for a healthy recovery for your sister!
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Definitely sending prayers your way. Also, that second picture-- very scary.
There's really another MM movie coming out? I wrote a whole dissertation on those movies in college - and it isn't easy making MM metaphors for Maxwell's unified equations, I'll tell you that. But you've been to my site - I don't always take the short road to anywhere.
Anyway, I think your pizza idea is a hit, but don't stop there. I keep hearing about these 'edible underwear' but they always sounded kinda icky. If they made them in 'roast beef' flavor, I bet I'd buy a whole box.
Not to hijack your comments, but I am still puzzled by the woofer/tweeter thing. Is it a metaphor for a big thing being in a package too small, or something that can take a lot of transduced power ( hot! ) but still looks kinda dainty? Maybe I am overthinking it.
I am hoping it is the second one. Too many women make all those owie noises these days. I bet women of their generation knew how to just shut up and take it.
I hope "B" will be okay. I really lucked out with my gastric, I didn't have any problems. Hopefully it's not anything major and she will recover just fine.
As for the Arby's ads, I totally agree with you!
I never thought of the Arby's ads that way before, but now that you mention it...
I prayed last night for half an hour that B will be fine. I'll do it again until I hear she's out of the hospital. Tell her all your friends are pulling for her to be well, it might help.
Liked your random post. I'll never look at at Arby's the same.
I'm sending out prayers and healing thoughts for B. Keep us posted.
Goddammit.
Now I want Arby's. I LOVE Arby's.
We do not HAVE an Arby's out here on the sandbar. Crapola.
Good thoughts and positive vibes coming B's way.
Arby's scares me. The meat and cheese sauce feel so fake in my mouth, yet is so cheap that I must eat more. Oh, and my wife ordered a salad there once and found a mayfly in it.
I'm on board for the roast beef pizza. It's reminiscent of "white boy sushi" for the originality factor. Google it to see what I mean.
LMFAO at your Arby's-penis connection. I am never going to be able to drive by an Arby's again without laughing.
I could feel my arteries clogging while reading the description of a roast beef pizza. It would definitely go over well, considering North Americans' love of artery clogging food.
Hope your sister is doing better.
And ps, Kels, second picture my ass - that FIRST picture is scaring me!
Cash. What the hell are you doing to elicit 'owie' noises? Jesus!
i like the sounds of your invention right now...maybe its just how I feel now...but it sounds yummy! what would be better than a complete roast beef dinner all bundles up into a tasty sandwich?!
Mel is human, he makes mistakes, people just need to get over it. You are right about the Arby's sign thing... I wonder if that's why I don't eat there?
Roast beef pizza? hmm okie dokie then. Glad to know I'm not the only one that seems like a pregnant woman craving interesting foods all the time.Dill pickle chips in ground beef make AWESOME homemade burgers :)
Sending good thoughts sent for "B"
Karyn, Karyn, Karyn ... I won't explain it. Small men need dates too.
Roast beef pizza? I don't even need to begin to explain how gross that sounds...do I?
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