Yeah, first you have the "Divine One". I'm thinking that he could get any chick he wanted, but whoever painted this had a serious hard on. It's okay, as long as it is a hard on for Jesus, I'm sure it will get you big points in heaven. Naw, me and "J" are pals. I just like to give him grief for hiding behind so many sickly images for a couple of thousand of years. Who would have thought that he was such a freakin' stud muffin? I want to pick up chicks with this guy and do the walking on stuff that you aren't supposed to be able to walk on stuff. I hear that impresses the ladies.
The other "Divine", well, is just darn fun to watch:
Have you seen "Pink Flamingos"? Well you ain't seen nothing yet if you haven't seen this movie. It stars Divine. Very TIGF. It was directed by this guy:
Still have no idea? Well, he is the king of Trash Cinema. If you can't handle it, then don't watch it. It isn't porn... it is trash! It is sooooo TIGF!!!
14 comments:
that lip curl is dead sexy!!
im so turned on right now. first the picture of Hot Jesus (rawwrrr!!) and now the lip curl... oh hell, toss in babs and we've got a lovely quartet, just for variety!
another home-run grunty... you sure know what a woman wants...
ps: i'll as Hot Jesus to be your wingman when he comes up for air...
/vera
You know, I think I have seen that dress before. Are you sure it is not yours??
Jesus walks on John Waters.
Jesus looks hot!
that lip curl is irresistable...and ummmmmmm well the 2nd Devine ahh scares me! who is the king of trashcinema?????
Viva la big Hairspray Jesus! Oh yeah, you liked the tie-in.
Vera~ Yeah, but the lip curl, I hear, was reseved for Don Knotts. Now that he's dead, who knows?
Kels~ Now that you are dangerously close to coming off the market and drinking that farm water, I just might have to put that dress on and send you pics. Drastic times require drastic measures.
Chris~ See, people, Chris got the best part of the whole post. My humor is multi-dimensional, folks. I had no good reason to include Jesus in this post--he found out why. Chris proves he is smart above all and gets an Ebay A++++++!!!!! Smart man.
Lindzy~ His name is John Waters. Oh, and thanks for supporting Gruntonia.
Absent Minded Landlord~ Yeah, I was wondering if you'd let me keep a Great Dane. Wait, you aren't my landlord, are you. I did like the tie in.
Now, as much as I do want to see a picture of you in that dress, I need to assure you that I am no where close to drinking the farm water, uh-uh, no way. I am sticking to the vodka.
Jesus has hot dimples.
Jesus is a pretty good looking dude there. I wonder what he shaved with back in the day? Guess he just willed the whiskers away, a definite advantage to being the son of God.
Scott
John Waters makes me think of the Simpsons. I love that episode.
I find it disturbing that they made the big J look like a coverboy." And by coverboy, I mean, extremely cowabunga surfer-like and hot for all the women. What's up with that?
I think of ELVIS with the lip curl thingy! UGH, I just Elvis'd myself!
Lip Curl...Elivs....Thanks Grunt! >:OP
Oh, I also like the Dimple on Jesus' cheek! Dimples are just plain Sexy! Woot, Woot!
The lip curl reminds me of Elvis, but updated with a latin flavor... but that's just my opinion, what do I know?
Kim - you suck. I went all day... ALL day till now. :O)
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