Thursday, May 25, 2006

I need 50cc's of Caffeine STAT!!!

I can't figure out if this is a Code Red, Classic Green Dragon, or an MDX emergency right now. But, please don't give me Pitch Black. *Raaalph!*

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  1. oooh- try coke blak- wonderful if you like coke or coffee or both!! mmmmnnn could perk you right up

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  2. *offers chicken soda*
    it's not *real* meat soda, but it'll do.
    v

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  3. What in the world? Dude...get some sleep! I think you are hallucinating or something :)
    Sleep, not caffeine...tomorrow is another day...

    "Lullabye, and goodnight... goodnight my sweet baby..."

    Nevermind! No Doze will do the trick, but if you take to much, it will give you a tummy ache!
    Good luck!
    -Cora :)

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  4. Dude, do it the old fashioned way, double shot of espresso, straight up.

    Alternately, take a damn nap, dude.

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  5. My favorite energy drink is Ram Jam...120mg of caffeine.

    Does the trick every time...very well...

    Is this why I'm an insomniac???? I caffienate because I don't get enough sleep and I don't get enough sleep because I caffienate. What a vicious cycle.

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  6. 40% of your commentors call you 'dude.' I feel like I am at a Cake concert.

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  7. Poor Grunt Man. I think you should tell the lovely ladies to schedule this 'talk time' for a different time... so you can get some SLEEP.

    Or you could always let me hit you over the head with something... wait, you wanted to stay up... never mind then. I guess you should go with my first suggestion.


    ~K

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