Grunt Ahoy!

 I will be a father to a baby boy soon. Most of my brain is overjoyed with this soon to be reality. A small part of my brain is all "fh...

 No! Nooooooooooooooo! No! Somebody stop him! For the love of all that is holy, end it. End the circus, whatever in the hell it is. Just sto...

 Christmas time is here and all are filled with cheer. Jesus Christ, it's that time of year! Check out my bulbous rear.   I want to brin...

  For those of us that didn't get the president that we wanted, or the ones who really just wanted anyone but Trump, be kind to yourself...

Once wasn't enough.  Not enough of?? Rabid letting of humors. Bile-stained American flags. Distrusting the other. Hatred. Bibles tailor ...

Some time ago, I had an amazing experience.  Me and my wife were attending a class and the class had two breaks.  I needed to pee, so I went...

 Ham is just who Ham is. Ham gonna Ham. Ham brings home the bacon. Ham sometimes smokes, but can also come home with a sweet glaze, ready to...