So, I was going on my Sunday evening hike and I came across these two men on the trail. We all stopped a bit to talk about the canyon and I asked them how far up the trail went and so forth. Anyway, the "leader" of the two starts asking me a lot of personal questions and then introduces himself with a hand shake. The quiet one looks me directly in the eye, and with no irony says, "They call me Hawk." Besides the obvious question of who "they" was, I was tempted to just come right out and say that I wasn't interested in being raped in the forest.
I think I need to start carrying mace.
LOL @ "They call me Hawk."
ReplyDeleteWow... that one scene from Pulp Fiction just popped into my head. Be safe! Oh yeah, and get yourself a stun gun.
ReplyDeleteAt least you could strum on the banjo to distract yourself while it went down.
ReplyDeleteSounds like Deliverance II...
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Whoa! That's just bizzaro. I think you might just need to carry you some mace just in case you run into more Hawks. Better to do that than to squeal like a pig, boy!
ReplyDeleteHawk? Did he really call himself Hawk?!? Bwaaaahahahahahahha.
ReplyDeleteHow did you ever keep a straight face? Oh, yeah I guess the man rape scenario probably helped with that.
You escaped unscathed. Lucky boy...
ReplyDeleteI'm not sure about the mace. Maybe just pepper spray.
ROTFL
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