This here is my favorite oil on canvass portrait of my buddy pal, Anonymous. Anonymous obsesses over the size of my penis, my mortgage, prescriptions, offering a relatively porn-free man access to images of people's naughty bits (I am firmly on the wagon, now--quit throwing shit at me, k?), and after having made my penis 30% larger, offering to enhance it even further. So many ways to pimp your ride, oh brothers. I have always wanted a horror show of a boner to flaunt around the local milk bar. I know it drives you devotchkas crazy.Okay, here's the deal: Anonymous, I am no longer your friend. You are officially TIGF!!! in the bad way. Get bent, motha ball cuppa!
I am leaving the Word Verification thing off for this post, then I am reintroducing it to my comments section. Sorry all, but I just have had enough of spam and I don't have the time to moderate my comments. I like my visitors to be able to comment in real time, anyway.
I added a new Youtube on my sidebar. It is the glam rock group, Slade, doing their "Merry X-mas Everybody!" song. They have got to be the ugliest dudes on earth, but most of their songs are downright addicting. Hell, there's a reason Quiet Riot ripped them off on more than one occasion. Baby baby baby!
Merry Christmas, Happy Chanukah, Kwazy Kwanzaa, and whatever else that floats yer boats! I ate half a cow today. Thank goodness for gift certificates, provider of porterhouse steaks.
15 comments:
"Me has been using Advanced Gain Pro for 3 months now and Me must say Me is simply amazed. Me no longer have to kick buildings down with my feet. Me shlong, hard enough to go up against a Ginsu knife, now does the work for me.
I am also able to produce copius amounts of spunk to eradicate any fires that might occur on my libidinous rampage.
Me says that iffin you want to have the power of GODZILLA in yer pants these be the pills for you.
bugger on blogger- I just posted a comment and it didn't like me!
happy holidays kiddo.
tamara
Scary monster finished off what you started, holy cow.
My kids are still asleep so I was trying to be quiet but I am laughing too hard.
Whew
Wow, they ARE rather unappealing in the visual sense. Actually, if one removed about 14 lbs of hair from the lead singer, he might sorta resemble Michael Caine.
Anonymous is very annoying. And he really gets around.
So THAT's Mr. Anon!!! LOL :)
About the "growth" pills-
I ordered some because they said I would grow 2 inches...(and I'm just a tad over 5')- but so far I haven't grown at all!
Maybe I should order more??? :)
Hugs Grunt and Merry Christmas! :)
Motha Ball Cuppa?
Power of Godzilla In Yer Pants?
I think I hurt myself.
Rock on, Grunty, and happy ho hos to you. (Take that as you wish - haha.)
Have a great Holiday! Enjoy any time that you might have off, or away with friends and family.
Cheers,
Scott
Good! You accused someone else of posting as anonymous! Glad you never figured out is was me. I was only trying to help you out, dude!
Really enjoyed the video. They're not much to look at, but pretty cool music to hear.
It's all about thickness, right ladies?
...ladies?
G-Hobbs~ I will try, mate....I will try.
Scary Monster~ You are officially my personal trainer. My abs have been getting quite the workout from all the laughter.
Tamara~ Happy Holidays back at ya. Have a good one!
Logo~ I know. Still looking?
Candace~ Anonymous is almost omnipresent; it scares the dicken's and the cider right outta me. You heard me dickens 'n' cider. Anonymous is taking notes.
Cora~ You may have had your big toe grow a centimeter or so. I'd check that.
Karyn~ It's a wonderful life.
Scott~ Thanks, you too. I hope to hit the slopes as well.
O-Girl~ You? We are going to have to talk about this phallic obsession of yours, young lady.
JJ~ Is that why you add the "McFatty" to the end of your moniker? I guess anything added to the end of your moniker helps. Anybody remember the debate about length versus width scene from "Grease 2"?
I had an "anonymous" problem for a while myself... cowards all.
MERRY CHRISTMAS, Grunt!
I agree about Slade. They aren't rhe greatest Scottish rock band of all time - that would be Big Country - but they are good.
Egads, I still have them on vinyl. I guess I should go on and feel the noise, huh??
boo spam!
Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays to you Grunty! :)
This is a Cindra spam. Happy Holidays! And please do go wish mine hubby a happy happy jolly jolly. Thanks!
That song was pretty much fun, but what the hell kind of hair was on that lead singer's face?
And anon's eyes are following me around the room. Can I poke them out?
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