I was trying to get some images for an upcoming epic that has been in the works for months now (actually, I've just been lazy). Those of you sci-fi freaks will know that this is the killer robot "Box" from the movie "Logan's Run. Okay, I am a decent man; I don't scour the net for my jollies. I figure that is what real-life relationships are for. So, anyway, I go to Google image search and just put in what I am looking for. Those of you who have enough intellect to operate a can opener are laughing your asses off right now--no further explanation needed.Alright, I want to hear your Google image search stories, or something similar. I once clicked on a cute, funny, prairie dog picture once and got directed into a site where a man seemed to be having a medical emergency involving a foreign object finding its way into his kiester, at least I thought it was a medical emergency. That's what I had to tell myself in order to be able to go to bed that night--poor, poor, man, he needs to look where he sits down after he gets out of the shower.
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I have such a boring life that I can't even get dirty pictures out of Google.
Look your name up on Google and sometimes you'll find most of it being PORN!!!! Do I have a Porn Name???? I must! And so does a lot of other people!!!!
Oh honey, I think that must have been tied to that radio felching / armageddon thing.
If you haven't heard it, actually, and the prairie dog made you feel faint, perhaps it's better you skip it altogether.
I google myself periodically. You know. Just to make sure there's nothing out there that could take me by surprise one day when my kids try to use Google... so far, so good.
Nessa~ Be grateful you haven't. Sexy and gross are not synonymous. Most of the ones I have been subjected to fall in the latter category.
AOTM~ I have Googled myself and I get two journalists and a country star. I don't have a porn star name, for sure. Porn stars are ugly anyways, so I am glad that I am not getting Google results of them with my name.
Karyn~ Yeah, I stay away from anything that felches. I will have to Google myself again someday, oooooh!
The fact that I got porn when I googled IKEA was the biggest suprise to me.
Dude, you crack me up.
I Googled "Hippo Pics" recently (because I was looking for a hippo for the school's Christmas Concert invitation and I came up on a site filled with hippos having sex. Does that count for strange? Who sits around making clip art of hippos doin' it, anyway?!
ahahah yah I wish I could remember..I have googled many times and have been directed to odd places..don't you hate it when all the porn popups appear and you are not really in the right place and time for it? hahah that doesn't sound right..I mean like at work or something and they all pop up? gotta love that!
Love it!
I think I may have happened upon something scary in a google search involving poop, but I guess that's what I get, eh?
I forgot... many moons ago when I had a real job, I was conducting a search for sporting equipment and got this huge blaring red NO NO NO DENIED BAD BAD screen... and ten seconds later, the I.S. department was on the horn to my director squawking that I was looking up something leather sites.
That's government for you...
Ha! You kill me. That is a hilarious movie...so bad. And poor Farah...she has her keister problems, huh?
My search weirdness happened when I was at a friend's doing work on their computer and I was searching for a swimming suit for my upcoming Hawaiian dive adventure...and of course, women only part of their swimsuits popped up on the screen doing things other than swimming. I tried to go back to where I'd been and hit history, only to find a plethora of porn sites! Seems the friend likes porn. Anyway, I quickly backed away from that keyboard of his and washed my hands to wait for the swimsuit search on my own computer!
Logo~ Didn't you realize that the dude from IKEA was making his billions from easy, affordable, DIY porn?
Jules~ Were they hungry hungry hippos?
Lindzy~ I know, that happens to me all the time, only it is gay porn. It is hard enough being a single man in his thirties in Utah without people thinking that I am batting lefty.
Pants~ It wasn't a dirty squirrel like mine, was it?
Karyn~ LOL, busted!
Cindra~ I know. The actual plot was good though. Logan's Run is destined to be remade, but it will never be the same.
Logan's run remade??? How dare they? We watched it again a few years ago, thinking the kids would think it was as fun as we did...but they did not. I guess it's a gem of our era...
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