Can you dig it? I knew you could. Get out your tub of love puddin' and rub yo ass in it. Try it with an A-motha-fuckin'-K 47, an all too serious long distance stare, and a killer beret, y'all. It is shiznasty. Holla!Don't forget to deck your halls with bows of folly (fowry, for the Chinese), ie., lots 'o' glitter and Vegas bling. Having a brother named George also is a plus. Bring him up whenever reporters ask about your many "girlfriends". I think that this is exactly what all those bored and fashion handicapped guerrillas need: a Flaming Che! Much tastier than a Flaming Moe and not to be confused with the Dirty Sanchez. If the Dirty Sanchez is your trip, then get the hell outta here, shit'stache! Sorry, but I don't hang with crap huffers. It harms the revolution.
Seriously, I read it in a book somewhere.
I am so telling James Dobson about this.
ReplyDeleteDude! Thomas, you have been away for too long. Your ever changin' avatar is dialed to friggin' awesome, btw.
ReplyDeleteYou frighten me horribly, may I go now? (that is a quote from The Tick, well, his sidekick, they are the best superhero team evah! "Spoooooon!")
ReplyDeleteThanks god that Revolution was not televised.
ReplyDeleteScott
Home again- good to be here and see you...I swear, after my week with the family in Georgia- you would have felt right at home with the rest of us!
ReplyDeleteDidn't Jerry Seinfield (sp) do a whole show centered around a "Fluffy shirt"--- lol!
Missed you, I really did :)
-Cora :)
I believe it was the pirate shirt..."but I don't wanna be a pirate!"
ReplyDeleteYes, Cora and Celeste, pirate shirts are gay. Plus, they are dangerous! You could cut yourself on those deceiving ruffles.
ReplyDeleteLogo~it's my job to scare you.
G-Hobbs~yeah, door to door is gay.
Scott~just close your eyes and it will all go away.
I am guessing you didn't watch the Tick, for SHAME young man, for shame!~
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