Brought to you by the effects of Stockholm Syndrome from holding myself hostage for so many years.
Monday, July 24, 2006
$$$ I'm thinking of selling my blog, but I love it too much
Holy Crap! My blog is worth $8,419.16!!! I'd never sell, though. Although, they say it is a seller's market. I'm holding out for $35,000. I need a new truck and a couple of weeks in Vegas. Who wants to come?
Please give me any money that you have - this is a blog hold up!
Hey how bizzare is your subconscious. I read the title of your entry and obviously saw the image and thought that it said "I'm thinking of selling my dog"!!!!
Goldie~What part of cave and monetary urge don't you get? I am a man, afterall. There's just too much symbolism there. I will behave now. No, I am down with the Blog Life foreva 'n' evas, yo.
Scott~Bring knee pads. You never know when you are going to have to suck a pit boss off to make it out with your shirt still on,or alive. However, I prefer retaining my manhood and leaving tits up. That's prolly how you'd roll, too.
QT~thanks for the encouragement. If I'm to become President of these here United States in 2012 or 2016 (take your pick--and I'll hand you a shovel)I will need all of the support I can get. What, don't believe me? I've got the campaign buttons already made, people.
Scraps my man~are you the one who hails from Donny? I need to pin all my UK readers to their locale. I used to eat the blood pudding, surf the decker, and flush with a chain back in the day. Any UK people want to Air Mail me a custard slice and a Cooper's Plowman roll? I love it with Branston Pickle, BTW. I probably am still too skint to shop at Sainsbury's and Marks and Sparks. I'm a Morrison's man, me. I lied, I only can afford to shop at Tescos. Another lie. It's car boot sales and really dodgey chippys. Happy now?
Vera~let me know what it is like, ok?
Chica~Maybe, but I would feel dirty afterward. I think a group shower would help.
You bastard! You would get rid of Clyde? After all you've been to each other? That is soooo wrong. I say hold out for 50K. And as for Vegas, well, if you'll pay for separate rooms I'm there.
Holy Crap! My blog is worth $8,419.16!!! I'd never sell, though. Although, they say it is a seller's market. I'm holding out for $35,000. I need a new truck and a couple of weeks in Vegas. Who wants to come?
A new truck and a Vegas show girl would never give you as much joy as your blog. Don't cave to a momentary urge.
ReplyDeleteIf a Vegas showgirl was involved.. off to Vegas we go.
ReplyDeletescott
you would miss clyde.
ReplyDeleteand i am sure you have a couple of groupi--er,readers that would dress up in show girl costumes and jig for you.
I think I'm washing Crystal's hair that weekend...
ReplyDeleteVera
YEAH MONEY ISN'T EVERYTHING! and you can't take it with you, i say blog on buddy!
ReplyDeletePlease give me any money that you have - this is a blog hold up!
ReplyDeleteHey how bizzare is your subconscious. I read the title of your entry and obviously saw the image and thought that it said "I'm thinking of selling my dog"!!!!
vera... lmao
ReplyDeleteGoldie~What part of cave and monetary urge don't you get? I am a man, afterall. There's just too much symbolism there. I will behave now. No, I am down with the Blog Life foreva 'n' evas, yo.
ReplyDeleteScott~Bring knee pads. You never know when you are going to have to suck a pit boss off to make it out with your shirt still on,or alive. However, I prefer retaining my manhood and leaving tits up. That's prolly how you'd roll, too.
QT~thanks for the encouragement. If I'm to become President of these here United States in 2012 or 2016 (take your pick--and I'll hand you a shovel)I will need all of the support I can get. What, don't believe me? I've got the campaign buttons already made, people.
Scraps my man~are you the one who hails from Donny? I need to pin all my UK readers to their locale. I used to eat the blood pudding, surf the decker, and flush with a chain back in the day. Any UK people want to Air Mail me a custard slice and a Cooper's Plowman roll? I love it with Branston Pickle, BTW. I probably am still too skint to shop at Sainsbury's and Marks and Sparks. I'm a Morrison's man, me. I lied, I only can afford to shop at Tescos. Another lie. It's car boot sales and really dodgey chippys. Happy now?
Vera~let me know what it is like, ok?
Chica~Maybe, but I would feel dirty afterward. I think a group shower would help.
Grunt, nope, I won't. :)
ReplyDeleteYou can't get a worthy truck for $35,000. Nothing is more emasculating than women laughing at your puny truck. Trust me on this one.
ReplyDeleteI can't go to Vegas. My friends threaten to get me drunk and marry me off to a cowboy if I'm there. I must avoid that city at all costs. ;)
ReplyDeleteCount me in! I'll be at roulette betting on 4 and 7. ;)
ReplyDeleteYou bastard! You would get rid of Clyde? After all you've been to each other?
ReplyDeleteThat is soooo wrong.
I say hold out for 50K.
And as for Vegas, well, if you'll pay for separate rooms I'm there.
Hmm I love the idea behind this website, very unique.
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