Wednesday, April 05, 2006

It's Time To Play: Is It a Zit, a Mole, or a Superfluous Third Nipple?

Okay, first one: Hmmm, definitely some sensitivity...let's try squeezing it...AAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!! It was a zit. Second one: Not really feeling anything at all...just kind of sits there. Must be a mole. Third one: Oooooh! Yeah, this feels good...let me just...AAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!! It was a zit on a superfluous third nipple.
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8 comments:

  1. VeraThu Apr 06, 05:29:00 AM PDT

    maybe you need to be milked?

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  2. CrystalThu Apr 06, 06:06:00 AM PDT

    first the sack, then the zitty nipple. sexy posts lately, grunt.

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  3. AnonymousThu Apr 06, 07:55:00 AM PDT

    A 3rd Nipple? Colour me envious.

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  4. ScottThu Apr 06, 08:33:00 AM PDT

    Wow... I have only heard rumours of the third nipple. I think it means that you were supposed to be a twin. You are like two people for real.

    Scott

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  5. The GruntThu Apr 06, 09:18:00 AM PDT

    This third nipple dispenses Snapple, BTW.

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  6. AnonymousThu Apr 06, 11:56:00 AM PDT

    Snapple? Which flavour? Oddly enough we were speaking of lactating in our staff room today.

    verification: loxofah

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  7. The GruntThu Apr 06, 08:19:00 PM PDT

    I'm tasting kiwi, or is it mango? Nope, passion fruit.

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  8. AnonymousFri Apr 07, 07:49:00 AM PDT

    you're either very agile or there is time that is unaccounted.

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