they are always watching. i am convinced that my boss has implanted a tiny camera in the spider's head that lives inside my shower. it's really disturbing, but i can't bring myself to kill the spider because i like spiders and i was always taught to be nice to them. it's not her fault that my boss caught her and used tiny instruments to rig a little system to watch me naked. she's been through enough already! getting a shoe in the face would just be too traumatic.
Thomas, in a years time you'll be building a huge retreat in the mountains. You'll get a good job, don't worry. I know how to pick my nose and wipe my ass. Those are my special qualifications.
I have a reflective window that serves as my advanced warning!
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they are always watching. i am convinced that my boss has implanted a tiny camera in the spider's head that lives inside my shower. it's really disturbing, but i can't bring myself to kill the spider because i like spiders and i was always taught to be nice to them. it's not her fault that my boss caught her and used tiny instruments to rig a little system to watch me naked. she's been through enough already! getting a shoe in the face would just be too traumatic.
ReplyDeleteMy bosses are always watching and it sucks!
ReplyDeleteMy boss is looking at what I'm typing right now. I sure hope I don't write anything inappropriate or unprofessional...But I sure can think them.
ReplyDeletei like to watch...
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the verifcation word was "fuzrh".
Thomas, in a years time you'll be building a huge retreat in the mountains. You'll get a good job, don't worry. I know how to pick my nose and wipe my ass. Those are my special qualifications.
ReplyDeleteI always feel like,
ReplyDeletesomebody's watching me-ee
and I got no privacy, eeee-eee-ee.
Right on, Logo, bustin' out a Rockwell tune on me.
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