Thursday, November 03, 2005

Weasel Killer

I killed a weasel today. This is not a joke. I was blowing some leaves along a parking strip and this weasel pops out of a hole in the lawn right in front of me. I had the leaf blower right in front of it when it came out and the poor weasel got blown right into the street, where a car ran it over. I can honestly say that I feel bad about it. I guess I didn't kill it, but am responsible for it's death. I can't say much more because there might be some litigation from the weasels' family. R.I.P., Mr. Weasel, ?--November 3rd, 2005.

4 comments:

Special K said...

The weasel deserved it.

The Grunt said...

Special K, you know I just wish it could've been a real human weasel, like Kenneth Lay, or the TYCO CEO.

Bad Libby, I feel your anxiety. Is there such thing as a gopher safe lawn mower? If there is, I must buy it.

I think that if I weren't so set on having the biggest freakin' leaf blower on earth (one of those backpack ones) that the weasel would've just had a nice blast and hopped away unscathed.

Thanks for the comments! I'll keep watching your blogs as well.

Kalie said...

Its tough to be responsible for the death of something... I killed a couple mice the other day... on purpose though, which makes me far worse of a person :D But talk about perfect timing! Who could have predicted a car would come by just in time to hit it... hmmm...

The Grunt said...

I promise there was no premeditation involved. I shot the weasel, but I swear it was in self defense!